You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Buhtt sex?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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