Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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