my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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