just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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