so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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