I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I need to stop coming to work sober
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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