i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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