I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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