i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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