Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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