I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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