You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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