Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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