I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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