it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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