I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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