I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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