I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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