We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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