So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i believe in u and ur pee
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