Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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