I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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