Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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