I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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