If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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