and you said cock pushups were impossible
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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