And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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