sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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