i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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