ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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