It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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