...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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