that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Help. Why am I so naked?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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