I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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