also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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