Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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