so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
