When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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