From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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