thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
3pm strippers are depressing
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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