Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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