how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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