Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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