Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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