This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Someone shattered a urinal.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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