Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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