I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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