Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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