I wish i was in the wii world.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
tell me about the eggs
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