Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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