Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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