Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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