Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
