john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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