what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
